Christ appears in Montana to refute young earth creationism and prove the age of the earth is a bit more then 6,000 years.
And while I'm posting pareidolia here's one from BoingBoing today. No sky god proofs, just a person inside of carp.
A Korean newscast reports on a hybrid breed of carp with "human faces." Not exactly human, but helllp-meeee freaky Fly enough to give me the willies. Link (via Neatorama)