The snippets below seem to be the common themes and one of the few I didn't have to struggle through too many misspellings to understand. Also common is use of words that they didn't understand and made up the spelling of and use for such as ". . . it is what is to be differed to at all times. .." deferred? (link via BoingBoing)
This would be funny if these people didn't breed or vote.
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but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.
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As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.