Dave Barry always has interesting captions about terrorism such as links about the exploding toads in Germany. But here's one he missed. At least I didnt' see it from a quick look at his blog.
Now the bastards are using clouds!!
Incoming cloud forces Bush into safe bunker
Julian Borger in Washington
Friday April 29, 2005
President George Bush was bundled into an underground bunker, Dick Cheney was evacuated to an "undisclosed location" and heavily armed secret servicemen took up defensive positions when a fast-moving cloud scudded towards the White House, it was reported yesterday.
The cloud that materialised 30 miles south of Washington on Wednesday morning was so dense it triggered radar monitors on the Domestic Events Network, intended to prevent a repeat of the September 11 attacks... (link)